http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive en-us http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive N/A admin@englishgardens.info Fri, 30 Jul 2010 08:36:07 +0100 20 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/82/1/Good-News-about-Drinking-Wine A new medical study has provided more good news for wine drinkers. There is an ingredient in red wine that apparently really does prolong life, at least, the life of mice. How do we know? In a recent study, mice that were fed all kinds of artery-clogging foods and fattened up were given huge doses of the elixir, while other mice were just fattened up. Despite being obese, the cardiovascular systems of the lucky mice on the regimen remained healthy - so healthy the researchers, at no less than the Harvard Medical School, rushed to publish their findings even before the study was complete. tom@newslaugh.com (Tom Attea) Sat, 26 May 2007 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/75/1/Modern-Definitions SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. SALMON DAY - The experience of spending entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. MEERKATTING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm,and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.) SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business". alanm@hotmail.com (Alan Mitage) Thu, 07 Dec 2006 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/69/1/Silliest-Road-Signs Road Side signs to make you smile... alanm@hotmail.com (Alan Mitage) Tue, 26 Sep 2006 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/68/1/Ted-Nugent-on-Deer-Hunting While on a European tour, Ted was being interviewed by a Frenchjournalist. The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, `Are you my friend?`or is it `Are you the one who killed my brother?'".... alanm@hotmail.com (Alan Mitage) Tue, 26 Sep 2006 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/67/1/Darwin-Awards Darwin Awards. An honor given to people who inadvertently improve the human gene pool by removing themselves from it following an episode of questionable judgment. The prizes, named after pioneering evolutionary theorist Charles Darwin, are awarded over the Internet. There is no monetary prize, only recognition.... alanm@hotmail.com (Alan Mitage) Tue, 26 Sep 2006 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/46/1/The-Offside-Rule-in-soccer---for-the-gentler-sex. Girls - the soccer offside side rule explained..... alanm@hotmail.com (Alan Mitage) Fri, 11 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/45/1/PDF-Announcement Whats the difference between a pdf file and a bald, fat, old pop star?... alanm@hotmail.com (Alan Mitage) Fri, 11 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/37/1/Witchcraft-for-Beginers Do you like magic? Sure you do! Who doesn't enjoy watching David Copperfield make the Statue of Liberty disappear or David Blaine do one of his crazy life defying stunts? Hey, I just noticed that they both have the same first name. How weird! Regardless, the point is that most of us enjoy magic. Do you know why we are so infatuated with this bizarre form of entertainment? tom@xavier.com (Tom Xavier) Sun, 06 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/34/1/American-visitors--guide-to-Britain..... Top tips for visitors to Britain.............. alanm@hotmail.com (Alan Mitage) Thu, 06 Jul 2006 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/33/1/Seen-on-a-T_Shirt T-Shirt sayings.... alanm@hotmail.com (Alan Mitage) Thu, 06 Jul 2006 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/32/1/Subtitles-in-Movies These are actual subtitles in Chinese movies... alanm@hotmail.com (Alan Mitage) Thu, 06 Jul 2006 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/28/1/U.S-Liberals-invade-Canada The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.... bruceJ@hotmail.com (Bruce Judd) Mon, 05 Jun 2006 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/23/1/Viking-Trekkies History weaves its influence into pop culture via many avenues ... One of the strangest is the Viking influence on Star Trek, especially The Next Generation.... jsh@longerlifegroup.com (J Square Humboldt) Sat, 29 Apr 2006 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/22/1/Eternal-Wit Whoever said, "You can't take it with you" was obviously not referring to a sense of humor ... Here is a list of actual epitaphs from departed souls who clearly had more to say than the time to say it, or from their next of kin, who wanted to be sure they literally had the last word:... jsh@longerlifegroup.com (J Square Humboldt) Sat, 29 Apr 2006 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/15/1/Will-Brokeback-Mountain-Bring-New-Jeans-Fashion-Awareness-For-Gay-Jeans%3F You have heard about the epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love..... semmystumpp@getresponse.com (Semmy Stumpp) Tue, 11 Apr 2006 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/14/1/The-Inertia-of-Power I hate it when Saddam Hussein gets proved to be right ... jsh@longerlifegroup.com (J Square Humboldt) Tue, 11 Apr 2006 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/13/1/Cashing-the-Czech Whether Robert Maxwell committed suicide or was murdered may never be known to the public ... jsh@longerlifegroup.com (J Square Humboldt) Tue, 11 Apr 2006 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/12/1/Bin-Laden-Reevaluates-Business-Model Osama Bin Laden, reportedly hiding in a mud hut in the wilds of the remote tribal region of Pakistan or, due to a lifetime of luxurious pampering and his need for dialysis, holed up in a basement in Karachi or dilating in the splendors of a well-disposed mosque, has reportedly been reevaluating his business plan for al Qaeda..... tom@newslaugh.com (Tom Attea) Tue, 11 Apr 2006 00:00:00 +0100 http://www.marketinfo.info/articlelive/articles/11/1/Facing-Defeat-In-War-Of-Words-In-Iraq%2C-U.-S.-Launces-Operation-Thesaurus The U. S., admitting is has been losing the war of words in Iraq, has launched a new offensive, dubbed Operation Thesaurus. It is aimed at rooting out the euphemistic resources of the enemy, wherever they may be lurking. tom@newslaugh.com (Tom Attea) Tue, 11 Apr 2006 00:00:00 +0100